Wit

Yesterday, shortly after lunch, my friend Jim and I were watching “The Sons of Katie Elder” in the smoking room at my tobacconist while we smoked our pipes. There was another gentleman with us who was smoking a cigar. I didn’t catch his name as he didn’t introduce himself.

As we sat there, an attractive forty-something woman breezed into the lounge.

“Hi Dawn!” the gentleman exclaimed upon seeing her.

“The woman looked at Jim and I, smiled, and dead-panned, “Sorry to interrupt but I’ve come to pick my husband up from day-care.”

The unnamed gentleman gave us a wan smile as he stubbed his cigar out in the ashtry, got up, and followed his very witty wife down the hall.

I’m still laughing.

Comments

[Henk Gauw]

Thanks for sharing Neill, It's very funny. However, I'd better keep this one away from my spouse. :)

[Ryan]

That is fantastic!
I wish my wife would put me in daycare